I had a fabulous time at L'Impact. Seriously. Everyone was friendly. The place is clean, cosy with a downstairs cruising area with mostly standing cubicles and a large open plan bed area for fucking and making out. Super friendly atmostphere with lots of guys who had very few inhibitions. Lots of sex. Bar staff are super friendly.
I have been to Central Station a few times the past 5 years mainly was because its not too close to where I live.
I needed to point out, I am a Chinese person and I always was treated very well when I was there. I thought all the staff at the door, coat check and the bar were super nice.
I only went for the SOP night so the smell of urine was expected. I do think the floor and the walls were a bit dirty (I am a filthy pig but I couldn't even get on my knees or dare to touch the floor. Also I wanted to get on my back but no way I was laying on that floor.
Besides the toilet was very dirty, and no door at the cubicals. I think you can still have a clean toilet even for a WS night.
Overall I always enjoy my time there and all the time it was quite busy.
Nice place, was not too busy last time. Friendly atmosphere.
But like some say here, if you just want to get loaded, this is prolly one of the best places in the world to do that with unbelievably hot Brazilian men. Just don't take your jewelry hon...
Biggest dicks and hottest men I've seen in my 43 years! Bottom"s heaven. Place smells like ass in some areas that could use some hygiene. Facilities are pretty nice overall. After fucking you can go chill in the pool area outside with a slutty-zen vibe. Minuses are no gym, terrible food with fatty empanadas and sandwiches (not good for the thin waste,bubble butt diet :(() and wprse yet, bar staff are crooked. They tried to nick me $30 by tabbing drinks I did not order!!! Bicha vagabonda!!!!
Aunque les pese a sus detractores, éste club es el mejor en su género en Madrid. Sus instalaciones tipo underground industrial, su excelente música electrónica, sus DJs en directo, su trayectoria, y lo más importante aún: la atmósfera conseguida en todo momento con cada uno de éstos elementos, lo sitúan al nivel de los mejores espacios fetish de Europa en su género. No obstante los miserables sólo y exclusivamente se fijarán en el precio y nunca en los mejores detalles, jamás asistirán ni a éste ni a ningún otro lugar con la mejor actitud y miras para divertirse, sólo para quejarse de los precios, ya que es ésa su única meta. Lamentablemente ése tipo de asistentes son los que menos aportan y paradójicamente los que más exigen, pero también al final, a los que menos caso se les hace.
I have been going to SweatBox for over four years now, whenever I visit London! The staff has always been so nice and kind and treated me with great respect. The day I arrived in London, I always buy a weekly pass, so I can come and go as I please. I have met the nicest people from all over the world on vacation like myself, as well as locals. When your friendly to people I find that people are very friendly to you there. I often joke with the staff, that I'm one of the older customers, yet everyone is still so nice and friendly! I highly recommend this as a fun and relaxing sauna Londothe theme nights are the best! Usually busy! Always fun!
Sitio nada interesante comparado con otros locales de Madrid. Hay otros locales que sin duda tienen mejor atención y precio que este, aquí solo encuentras malos modales por parte de la casa que se tienen así mismos como sobre valorados como el mejor local de Madrid, pero hay sitios mucho mejores donde te diviertes sin duda mejor porque hay mas publico que aquí, la ultima vez que he estado !ayer jueves¡ ha sido un desastre no habría mas de 3 clientes también con pinta de estar aburridos, así que os digo buscar bien, en Madrid hay otros sitios con bebidas desde 3€ y 1€ el guardarropa donde lo pasas en GRANDE sin mas rollos.
Altamente interesante. Suelo ir en muchas ocasiones pero en especial los fines de semana y más concretamente los sábados noches o vísperas de fiesta. El club me gusta porque tiene un estilo muy underground en donde en mi opinión, consiguen crear una atmósfera muy moderna. La pista de baile, luces, música y sus Djs marcan definitivamente la gran diferencia con el resto de otros lugares similares de la ciudad, por eso prefiero éste club, porque va más allá de lo meramente establecido por el resto, y un buen porcentaje de sus asistentes me parecen mucho más actuales ya que interactúan bailando. Los precios de cuotas de socio varían según los días que abre, por lo que a mi no me parecen nada caro en comparación con otros locales que por ejemplo, no llevan incluido el ropero, además suelo recibir frecuentemente por e-Mail, boletines de ofertas con precios reducidos o acceso gratuito para determinadas noches.
in October 2016, I was here (again), this time twice; beautiful new sauna world (upstairs), steam bath still on ground level plus a new jacuzzi there; staff friendly, mixture of older and younger visitors; the gym is still there and can be used fully naked (which I did!); only snacks were chocolate bars, no sandwiches unfortunately; horny place; massage good, but non sexual (as stated on the website)
3 Big parties in the Bunker Bar!!!
But in dirty place!!!! NO DANCE FLOOR
ONLY 1 bar, No light show !!!!
It is only A Big cruising area !!!
THE MASPALOMAS FETISHWEEK is Out
A lot going on but watch out for pickpockets! My wallet was stolen which caused quite a lot of trouble. Leave your cellphone in hotel and carry just the cash you need! Anybody can just walk in so there is no control for the thieves...
This was the worst party I have ever been to, I got the pass and it was not worth it, first thing the bag that they promised with the pass was a dollar store party bag with a t shirt and three gym passes to one of theworst gyms ever/ The first night we were chased off the dancefloor promptly at three am, the other two partys was filled with poor music and overpriced drinks. The main even was mixed with great and horrible dj's. The performances were somewhat good butt he dancers had no energy at all. I was promised easy toilet access with the pass meanng I would be able to by pass the lineup that never happened, The free water and snacks were denied though some persons got it as I saw, and to top it all off I had taken a photo of my stub for my coat autthis was unacceptable and the attendant wanted twenty dollars for me to get my coat. Overall a horrible experience , my advice don't go, don't waste your money. The organizers want five star prices for one star service. horrible never again
Sauna pequeña con razonables instalaciones, gente mas bien mayor, sauna muy tranquila
This is my personal, subjective assessment, based on a Sunday afternoon visit.
- The cruising area is annoyingly dark in places.
- The atmosphere is so-so and there is little action going on, as a result of which…
- There are lots of frustrated-looking guys pacing about.
- There were quite a few very old men, not always pleasant to look at.
- For some reason there is hand soap instead of shower gel in the dispensers at the showers.
- There is a spacious smoking room.
- Condoms and lube are freely available and always within reach.
- I met a super hot guy my own age and fucked him hard in a sling.
So, ultimately worth a visit. Just don’t get your hopes up for too much in the way of sexy times.
please delete my earlier review
Manipulated breathalizer test to justify door policy:
At the door the woman asked me whether I would accept a breathalizer test because I look like maybe not ok. I just had 2 small beer before, so I accepted. The woman after the test walked 2 meters away with the device, came back and asked me to do it again and to breathe more constantly. After that second try the machine showed 0.89. "Sorry but we cannot admit you, you are not even fit to drive". Later I checked on a website, and with 2 small beers I should have had 0.34. Very strange door policy disguised by "objectivity". Years ago that was a fun place to go to - no more.
This place is hugely let down by the incredibly rude and disrespectful door staff. Such a shame as these establishment are supposed to be a welcoming and safe place for gay and lesbian people and yet the door staff treat you awfully and discriminate against who they want to let in and not. There should be a consistent policy not one where they pick and choose. For example last night they let 4 girls in that have never been before and then stopped one girl who had forgotten their membership card and refused entry saying members only.
. I hope the future seems some improvement in how gay and lesbian people are treated and respected. You would not get a straight club behave this way.
Hi, I'm on crutches and this place id downstairs as the name suggests. They took my money and quickly rushed me up the back stairs with no reasoning and i didnt get my money back, i yold my frends to stay and enjoy while i waited on the stairs accross.
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